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Yo momma is so short,
she uses a step stool to reach the bottom shelf.
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Yo momma is so old,
her birth certificate says 'Expired'.
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Yo momma is so slow,
she got passed by a parked car.
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Yo momma is so clumsy,
she tripped over a wireless internet connection.
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Yo momma is so hairy,
Bigfoot takes pictures of her.
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Yo momma is so poor,
she uses a penny as a bookmark.
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Yo momma is so ugly,
her reflection asked for a paper bag.
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Yo momma is so fat,
when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell 'Taxi!'
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Yo momma is so skinny,
she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
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Yo momma is so dumb,
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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Yo momma is so loud,
she makes a foghorn sound like a whisper.
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Yo momma is so lazy,
she uses a remote control to change the TV channel with her toe.
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Yo momma is so messy,
her house has a recycling bin for dust bunnies.
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Yo momma is so forgetful,
she forgot her own password to her diary.
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Yo momma is so cheap,
she buys a watch that tells time backwards to save money.
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Yo momma is so good at cooking,
her burnt toast is a gourmet item.
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Yo momma is so tall,
she has to use a step ladder to hug her dog.
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Yo momma is so quiet,
her footsteps are louder than her voice.
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Yo momma is so flexible,
she can fold her laundry while still in the dryer.
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Yo momma is so strong,
she opens pickle jars with her mind.
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Yo momma is so smart,
she can solve a Rubik's cube in one move – by peeling off the stickers.
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Yo momma is so weak,
she lifts grocery bags with her back.
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Yo momma is so fast,
she ran away from her own shadow.
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Yo momma is so polite,
she says 'bless you' when someone sneezes in another room.
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Yo momma is so generous,
she gives away the last slice of pizza to the ants.
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Yo momma is so patient,
she can watch paint dry and still be entertained.
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Yo momma is so musical,
she can play the spoons on her teeth.
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Yo momma is so artistic,
she draws the curtains and calls it modern art.
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Yo momma is so athletic,
she can run a marathon in her sleep – literally.
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Yo momma is so funny,
even her laugh track is laughing.
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Yo momma is so sunny,
she uses a smile as a flashlight.
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Yo momma is so stylish,
she wears socks with sandals and makes it look good.
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Yo momma is so eco-friendly,
she recycles the same joke for decades.
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Yo momma is so tech-savvy,
she thinks 'hard drive' is a difficult road trip.
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Yo momma is so religious,
she says grace before eating a grape.
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Yo momma is so punctual,
she arrives early to her own party.
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Yo momma is so forgetful,
she put the milk in the cupboard and the cereal in the fridge.
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Yo momma is so honest,
she returns the shopping cart every time.
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Yo momma is so brave,
she eats the last slice of pizza even if it's pineapple.
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Yo momma is so romantic,
she writes love poems to her coffee mug.
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Yo momma is so competitive,
she wins the race to the couch.
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Yo momma is so optimistic,
she sees the glass as half full, even when it's empty.
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Yo momma is so organized,
she has a folder for her folders.
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Yo momma is so adventurous,
she eats leftovers without checking the date.
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Yo momma is so creative,
she uses a rubber band as a bracelet.
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Yo momma is so friendly,
she waves goodbye to the voicemail.
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Yo momma is so dramatic,
she faints at the sight of a sale tag.
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Yo momma is so caring,
she puts a band-aid on a stuffed animal's boo-boo.
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Yo momma is so witty,
she has a comeback for her own echo.
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Yo momma is so humble,
she brags about not bragging.