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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award in winter?
Because he was outstanding in his field of snow.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
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How do you know winter is coming?
When you see a snowman wearing a scarf.
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What does a snowman order at a restaurant?
An ice cream cone with extra chill.
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Why did the boy put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash for winter.
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What is a snowman's favorite game?
Freeze tag.
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What do you call a snow fairy?
A frostbitten.
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Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.
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What did one snowflake say to the other?
You're one of a kind.
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Why did the snowman go to the dentist?
To get his icicle checked.
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What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
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How does a snowman get to work?
He rides an icicle.
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What is a snowman's favorite TV show?
The Frozen Planet.
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Why is winter the best season for storytelling?
Because the tales are always chilling.
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What did the ice cube say to the snowflake?
You're a flake.
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What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snowscaper.
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Why did the penguin wear a sweater?
Because it was a cold day in Antarctica.
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What does a polar bear wear to stay warm?
A coat of fur, but sometimes a hat.
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How do you make a snowman's day?
Give him a chilly smile.
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What did the snowman say to the melting snow?
I can't stand the heat.
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Why did the kid throw butter out the window?
To see a butterfly in the snow.
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What is a snowman's favorite music?
Ice, Ice Baby.
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What do you call a snowman that plays guitar?
A snow rocker.
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Why did the snowman call his dog Frosty?
Because he was a cool pup.
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What is the best thing to put into a winter pie?
Your teeth.
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What did one icicle say to the other?
You're looking sharp today.
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Why are snowmen good at parties?
They know how to break the ice.
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What do you call a snowman that tells time?
A snow clock.
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How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you!
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What did the snowman say when he ran into the tree?
I'm stumped.
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Why did the snowman go to school?
To get a little cooler.
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What is a snowman's favorite fruit?
A chill pepper.
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What do you call a group of snowmen?
A frost mob.
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Why did the snowman stay up all night?
Because he was snow-bored.
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What do you get when you cross a snowball and a puppy?
Frosty breath.
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What did the snow say to winter?
I'm falling for you.
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Why did the kid build a snowman in the middle of the road?
Because he wanted a traffic stopper.
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What is a snowman's favorite candy?
Ice cream sandwiches.
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How do you know a snowman is smart?
He has a high IQ (Ice Quotient).
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What did the snowman say to the carrot?
You're my nose best friend.
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Why did the icicle break up with the snowflake?
It was too cold for a relationship.
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What do you call a snowman that can sing?
A snow tenor.
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Why did the snowman wear a hat?
To top off his cool look.
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What does a snowman use to unlock his house?
An icicle key.
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Why did the winter sun go to school?
To get a little brighter.
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What is a snowman's favorite dance?
The freeze.
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How does a snowman keep his house warm?
With a snow blower.
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What do you call a snowman with a cold?
A chilly fellow.
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Why did the snowman stay home from school?
He had a case of the sniffles.