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Why did the Mexican wrestler refuse to fight?
He didn't want to start a taco-bout.
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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
A car-nacho.
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How does a Mexican greet his friends?
'¡Hola, amigo! Taco 'bout it!'
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Why did the burrito go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little wrap-py.
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What's a Mexican ghost's favorite snack?
Boo-rritos.
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Why don't Mexicans play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when you're always spotted with a sombrero!
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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto the Flexible.
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Why did the taco cry?
Because it was nacho cheese.
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What did the tortilla say to the burrito?
'You're the best thing since sliced bread!'
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How do you catch a Mexican fish?
With a jalapeño on the line.
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What's a Mexican cowboy's favorite dance?
The sombrero shuffle.
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Why did the avocado break up with the lime?
It found him too bitter.
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What do you call a Mexican who can't stop talking?
A taco-mouth.
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How do you make a Mexican cocktail?
Add a little salsa dancing.
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Why was the piñata so popular?
It always had a sweet surprise inside.
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What's a Mexican's favorite type of music?
Wrap music.
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Why did the Mexican chef get fired?
He kept putting his foot in the guacamole.
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What do you call a Mexican who loves to travel?
A nomad-nacho.
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Why are Mexicans great at keeping secrets?
Because they know how to keep things under wraps.
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What do you call a Mexican who owns a bakery?
A dough-rito maker.
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How does a Mexican ask for directions?
'¿Dónde está el burrito place?'
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Why did the Mexican potato go to the party?
To get mashed into some tasty tacos.
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What's a Mexican ninja's favorite weapon?
A throwing tortilla.
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Why did the Mexican stop eating chili?
It was too hot to handle.
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What do you call a Mexican who plays the guitar?
A serape-nade.
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Why can't Mexicans play cards?
Because someone always brings a deck of nachos.
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What did the Mexican say when his friend moved away?
'I'll miss you, but I'll always have your burrito recipe.'
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Why did the Mexican astronaut bring a taco?
Because he heard space was the final frontera.
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What's a Mexican vampire's favorite drink?
A blood-orange margarita.
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Why did the Mexican chef refuse to use knives?
He preferred a gentle chop with a machete.
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What do you call a Mexican who is always late?
Mañana-man.
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Why are Mexicans so good at gardening?
Because they know how to grow a mean avocado.
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What's a Mexican's favorite day of the week?
Taco Tuesday, of course.
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Why did the Mexican throw his clock out the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly like a quetzal.
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What do you call a Mexican who tells knock-knock jokes?
A knock-knock-rito.
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Why did the Mexican go to the gym?
To get a six-pack of burritos.
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How do you make a Mexican laugh?
Tell a corny joke about a tortilla.
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What's a Mexican's favorite board game?
Guac-a-Mole.
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Why did the Mexican break up with the salsa?
It was too chunky.
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What do you call a Mexican who is always hot?
A chili con carne.
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Why did the Mexican put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some dough for empanadas.
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What's a Mexican's favorite type of hat?
A sombrero, but only if it's extra large so he can hide his face.
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Why did the Mexican cross the road?
To get to the better taco stand.
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What do you call a Mexican who is a superhero?
El Taco Defender.
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Why did the Mexican bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house, but the margaritas were high up.
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How does a Mexican apologize?
'Lo siento, amigo. Here's a free nacho.'
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Why did the Mexican take a nap in the field?
He was having a siesta while the corn grew.
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What do you call a Mexican who sings in the rain?
A mariachi without an umbrella.
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Why are Mexicans good at math?
Because they know how to divide the guacamole evenly.
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What's a Mexican's favorite animal?
A jalapeño horse — it gives you hot sauce.