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Why did the burrito go to the doctor?
It had too much salsa and needed some más rest.
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How do you say 'ice cream' in Spanglish?
El helado cream.
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Why did the cat wear a sombrero?
Because it wanted to look muy gato.
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What do you call a bilingual superhero?
El superhéroe next door.
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How does a Spanglish speaker ask for milk?
Can you pass the leche, por favor?
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Why did the tortilla break up with the burrito?
It said, 'You're too wrapped up in yourself, amigo.'
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What do you call a lazy person in Spanglish?
Un couch potato with a siesta plan.
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How do you order a pizza in Spanglish?
Quiero una pizza with pepperoni, porfa.
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Why did the Spanish word go to English class?
It wanted to become más versatile.
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What do you call a car that speaks two languages?
Un auto with a split personality.
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How does a Spanglish speaker say goodbye?
Hasta la vista, see you later.
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Why did the churro visit the gym?
To work on its crispy abs and get más dulce.
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What do you call a dog that mixes languages?
Un perro who says 'woof' and 'guau' equally.
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How do you say 'hangover' in Spanglish?
La cruda reality.
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Why did the taco become a teacher?
It wanted to spread conocimiento and shell out wisdom.
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What do you call a Spanglish rap song?
Una canción with flow and sabor.
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How does a Spanglish speaker open a door?
They say 'abre la door, por favor.'
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Why did the enchilada go to the party?
It heard there would be a lot of salsa and good roll.
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What do you call a Spanglish grammar mistake?
Un error with bilingual flavor.
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How do you say 'cell phone' in Spanglish?
El celular phone, claro.
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Why did the piñata stop talking?
It was tired of being hit for its dulces secrets.
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What do you call a Spanglish restaurant menu?
Una carta with both burgers and tacos.
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How does a Spanglish speaker win an argument?
They say 'tienes razón, but let me explain.'
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Why did the avocado go to therapy?
It had too many layers and felt verde inside.
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What do you call a Spanglish calendar?
Un calendario with lunes through Sunday.
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How do you tell time in Spanglish?
It's dos thirty on the dot.
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Why did the Spanish grammar book break up with the English one?
Too many rules and no spicy conjugations.
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What do you call a Spanglish joke?
Un chiste with a punchline in two idioms.
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How does a Spanglish speaker cook?
They add a pinch of salt and a dash of 'más'.
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Why did the sombrero go to school?
To learn how to top off an outfit with style.
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What do you call a Spanglish love letter?
Una carta de amor with 'I love you, mi amor.'
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How do you say 'traffic jam' in Spanglish?
Un tráfico jamón.
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Why did the taco take a nap?
It needed to siesta after a hard shell day.
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What do you call a Spanglish coffee order?
Un café with cream and un poco of sugar.
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How does a Spanglish speaker describe a messy room?
Está like a tornado passed through.
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Why did the salsa dance with the mayonnaise?
Because they both had a saucy rhythm.
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What do you call a Spanglish weather forecast?
Soleado with a chance of lluvia later.
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How do you say 'brain freeze' in Spanglish?
El ice cream headache, ¡ay!
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Why did the flan go to the doctor?
It felt too jiggly and needed a solid diagnosis.
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What do you call a Spanglish alarm clock?
Un despertador that says 'wake up, ya es hora.'
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How does a Spanglish speaker make plans?
They say 'let's meet at ocho, maybe.'
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Why did the burrito blush?
Because it saw the enchilada's filling.
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What do you call a Spanglish song?
Una canción with a chorus that switches idioms.
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How do you say 'selfie' in Spanglish?
Un selfie with a '¡qué guapo!' caption.
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Why did the Spanish word go on vacation?
It wanted to learn new English amigos.
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What do you call a Spanglish compliment?
You look muy bonita today, güera.
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How does a Spanglish speaker pay?
With cash or tarjeta, either way, gracias.
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Why did the guacamole cry?
Because someone left it out and it turned brown.
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What do you call a Spanglish movie?
Una película with subtítulos and drama.
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How do you say 'let's go' in Spanglish?
Vámonos, let's bounce, amigo.