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Why did the April Fools' Day prankster bring a ladder to the party?
He wanted to pull a high-stakes joke on the ceiling fan.
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What do you call a fake noodle on April Fools' Day?
An impasta.
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I told my friend I was going to prank him with a whoopee cushion.
He said that was a pretty low blow.
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Why are April Fools' Day pranks so easy to spot in the desert?
Because there’s no sand in the jokes.
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How do you prank a baker on April Fools' Day?
You put a yeast infection in his sourdough starter.
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Why did the April Fools' joke get a bad grade?
It was too corny.
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What did the calendar say on April 1st?
"I've been framed."
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Why don't scientists trust April Fools' Day experiments?
Because they're full of prank variables.
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My dad tried to trick me with a fake lottery ticket on April Fools'.
I knew it was fake when it said "You win a lifetime supply of dad jokes."
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What's the best way to prank a librarian on April Fools'?
Return a book with a fake late fee notice.
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Why did the April Fools' prankster become a chef?
He loved stirring up trouble.
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How do you prank a mime on April Fools'?
You pretend to open an invisible door that isn't there.
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What do you call a phony alarm clock on April Fools'?
A trick ticker.
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Why was the April Fools' joke so loud?
It had a punchline that packed a sound.
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I put a fake bug in my friend's salad on April Fools'.
He said it was a little too much extortion.
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What's a prankster's favorite day of the year?
April Gulls' Day – because they love making birds look foolish.
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Why did the April Fools' joke fail at the bank?
It didn't have enough interest.
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How do you prank a comedian on April Fools'?
Replace his microphone with a whoopee cushion.
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What do you call a prank that's been reused every year?
An April Fool's classic – but it's getting tired.
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Why did the April Fools' prankster go to jail?
His fake spider bite caused a real panic.
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My friend said he was going to prank me by hiding my phone.
I told him that's a callous joke.
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What's the official flower of April Fools' Day?
The pansy – because it's easily fooled.
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Why did the prankster put a fake sign on the door?
It said "Wet Paint" – but the joke was on him because it was already dry.
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How do you prank a math teacher on April Fools'?
Change all the plus signs to minus signs in his proofs.
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What do you call a group of people pulling April Fools' pranks together?
A conspiracy of fools.
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Why was the April Fools' joke so short?
It was a one-liner, but the punchline fell flat.
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My dad tried to trick me with a fake emergency on April Fools'.
I told him that was a false alarm… literally.
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How do you prank a farmer on April Fools'?
Replace his scarecrow with a real person standing still.
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What's the most common April Fools' prank in the ocean?
Fake shark sightings.
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Why did the April Fools' joke get a ticket?
It was caught loitering with intent to deceive.
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How do you prank a musician on April Fools'?
Tune his guitar to a key that doesn't exist.
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What do you call an April Fools' prank that backfires?
A fool's errand.
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Why don't ghosts play April Fools' pranks?
They're afraid of getting boo-merangs.
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How do you prank a pilot on April Fools'?
Tell him the runway is moved to the left.
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What did the April Fools' joke say to the calendar?
"I'm going to turn you into a fool."
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Why did the April Fools' prankster bring a map?
He didn't want to get lost in the deception.
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How do you prank a dentist on April Fools'?
Replace his toothpaste with mayonnaise and hope he brushes.
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What do you call a fake cake on April Fools'?
A spongy lie.
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Why was the April Fools' joke so sticky?
It had too many puns glued together.
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How do you prank a gardener on April Fools'?
Plant a fake flower that says "I'm a tulip" but it's plastic.
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What's the difference between an April Fools' joke and a regular joke?
Timing – and the element of surprise.
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Why did the April Fools' prankster quit?
He couldn't keep up with the pressure to be original.
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How do you prank a photographer on April Fools'?
Swap his lens cap for a mirror.
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What do you call an April Fools' prank that's written in invisible ink?
A silent but deadly joke.
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Why was the April Fools' joke so confusing?
It used too many layers of irony.
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How do you prank a tailor on April Fools'?
Switch the button holes.
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What did the April Fools' joke say to the audience?
"I'm not kidding… just kidding!"
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Why did the April Fools' joke go to therapy?
It had trouble with its identity – it wasn't sure if it was a joke or a lie.
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How do you prank a geologist on April Fools'?
Tell him there's a new rock type called "Fool's Gold" – but it's actually pyrite.
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Why did the April Fools' joke end early?
It ran out of steam – and punchlines.