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Why did the fat cat cry?
Because it saw a mouse that was too skinny to chase.
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Why did the fat envelope cry?
It was stuffed with too many bills.
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Why did the fat wallet cry?
It was empty after paying taxes.
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Why did the fat tire cry?
It got a flat and no one pumped it up.
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Why did the fat candle cry?
It was melting quickly under a hot flame.
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Why did the fat book cry?
It was too heavy to hold and fell apart.
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Why did the fat whale cry?
It couldn't fit in the aquarium.
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Why did the fat cookie cry?
It was dunked in milk and got soggy.
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Why did the fat lump of clay cry?
It was molded into a teardrop shape.
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Why did the fat pig cry?
It rolled in mud and lost its spot.
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Why did the fat snowman cry?
It melted away before the chill.
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Why did the fat cloud cry?
It was too heavy to float.
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Why did the fat computer cry?
It had too much junk data.
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Why did the fat sausage cry?
It burst on the grill.
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Why did the fat balloon cry?
It popped when stretched too far.
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Why did the fat log cry?
It rolled into a river and got carried away.
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Why did the fat grape cry?
It turned into a raisin after drying out.
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Why did the fat couch cry?
It was sat on by everyone.
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Why did the fat watermelon cry?
It was cut open for seeds.
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Why did the fat pear cry?
It was sliced into thin wedges.
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Why did the fat pillow cry?
It was plumped and lost its shape.
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Why did the fat bag of chips cry?
It was opened and devoured.
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Why did the fat muffin cry?
It was split in half and buttered.
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Why did the fat egg cry?
It was cracked and scrambled.
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Why did the fat frog cry?
It couldn't catch flies anymore.
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Why did the fat teddy bear cry?
Its stuffing came out.
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Why did the fat cartoon character cry?
It lost its outline.
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Why did the fat dictionary cry?
It was too full of words.
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Why did the fat sun cry?
It was about to set.
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Why did the fat fish cry?
It outgrew its tank.
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Why did the fat onion cry?
Because it was chopped, not because it was fat.
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Why did the fat joke cry?
Because it was a tear-rible pun.
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Why did the fat comedian cry?
His act was too heavy.
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Why did the fat meal cry?
It was labeled 'diet'.
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Why did the fat scale cry?
It always showed a higher number.
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Why did the fat belt cry?
It had to loosen its hold.
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Why did the fat chef cry?
He accidentally used too much butter.
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Why did the fat slice of cake cry?
It was the last one.
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Why did the fat diet plan cry?
Because it was never followed.
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Why did the fat jeans cry?
They were too tight for comfort.
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Why did the fat spoon cry?
It was used for heavy lifting.
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Why did the fat pancake cry?
It was stacked too high.
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Why did the fat rainbow cry?
It was too wide for the sky.
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Why did the fat raindrop cry?
It fell from a heavy cloud.
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Why did the fat ink bottle cry?
It spilled and left a dark stain.
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Why did the fat sunbather cry?
She got sunburned on her belly.
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Why did the fat tree trunk cry?
It was cut down for timber.
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Why did the fat heart cry?
It felt heavy with sadness.
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Why did the fat donut cry?
It lost its filling.
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Why did the fat elf cry?
He couldn't fit down the chimney.