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Why did the little ghost go to the party alone?
Because he didn't have any body to go with!
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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange!
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Why did the pumpkin stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of pumpkin juice!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a witch?
A frostbitten spell!
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How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle his funny bone!
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Why did the baby ghost stay home?
He had a boo-boo!
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What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist!
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Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
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What does a monster do after a bath?
He dries himself with a scare-drobe!
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Where do young vampires go swimming?
In the moat!
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Why did the owl invite everyone to his Halloween party?
Because he's a wise guy!
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What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Boo-berry pie!
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How do witches tell time?
They look at their witch watch!
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Why did the mummy call his mother?
He had a wrapped gift!
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What do you call a scary cat?
A purr-ifying monster!
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Why was the little vampire so unhappy?
Because he had a casket of problems!
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What does a werewolf order at a restaurant?
A full moon special!
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
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What is a zombie's favorite vegetable?
Brains!
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How do ghosts send letters?
By bone-mail!
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What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the haunted house?
He had no body to go with!
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What did the little monster say when he saw a ghost?
I'm not afraid of you — boo-hoo!
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Why did the jack-o'-lantern take a nap?
He was all carved out!
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What do you call a ghost that only comes out during the day?
A daylight spook!
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How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern!
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Why are witches so good at baseball?
Because they know how to cast spells!
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What does a ghost eat for breakfast?
Boo-berries!
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Why did the little witch stay up late?
To count the flying bats!
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What do you call a skeleton that tells jokes?
A stand-up comedian!
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Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
He kept having spooky symptoms!
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What is a vampire's least favorite candy?
Wrapped peppermints — too much tin foil!
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
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Why did the zombie skip school?
He had a head cold!
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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
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Why did the bat get in trouble?
He hung out with the wrong crowd!
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What does a witch put on her hair?
Scare spray!
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Why is Halloween the scariest holiday?
Because every costume comes out of the closet!
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What did the little monster give his mom for Halloween?
A boo-ket of flowers!
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Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're too wrapped up in work!
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What is a ghost's favorite ride?
The rollercoaster — it's a scream!
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How do you greet a witch?
How are you spell-ing?
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Why was the little ghoul crying?
Because the kids took all the candy!
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What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A hobble-goblin!
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Why did the skeleton stay up all night?
He was having a bone-anza!
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What is a vampire's favorite song?
Fangs for the Memories!
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Why did the cat dress as a witch?
To get some cat-trick-or-treat!
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What did the broom say to the pumpkin?
You're just too gourd to be true!