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Why did the hen sit on her egg?
She wanted to hatch a plan.
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What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?
A math-hen-tician.
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Why did the hen cross the road?
To get to the other cluck.
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How does a hen send a letter?
With a cluck and a peck.
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What's a hen's favorite movie?
The Good, the Bad and the Clucky.
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Why was the hen embarrassed?
She laid an egg in public.
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What do you get if you cross a hen with a computer?
A lot of egg-cel spreadsheets.
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Why did the hen join the band?
She had a great egg-solo.
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How do hens stay in shape?
They do egg-cercises.
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What did the mother hen say to her chicks?
Stop egging each other on!
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Why did the hen go to therapy?
She had too many emotional eggs.
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What do you call a hen that can predict the future?
A fortune clucker.
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Why don't hens tell secrets?
Because the eggs might crack.
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How does a hen order coffee?
With a cluck and a cream.
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What did the hen say when she saw a scrambled egg?
That's a broken home.
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Why did the hen get a ticket?
She was caught jayclucking.
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What do you call a hen that loves to dance?
A cluck-step enthusiast.
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Why are hens terrible at hiding?
They always leave egg-stra clues.
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What did the chicken say to the hen?
You're egg-cellent!
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Why did the hen apply for a job?
She wanted to make some egg-tra cash.
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How do hens celebrate birthdays?
They have a cluck-tastic party with egg-rolls.
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What did the hen say when it rained?
This is egg-stremely wet.
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Why was the hen always calm?
She knew how to keep her eggs in the basket.
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What do you call a hen that's a detective?
An egg-sleuth.
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Why did the hen refuse to play cards?
She was afraid of getting egg-ed.
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How does a hen apologize?
She says 'I'm egg-beaten'.
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What's a hen's favorite song?
'Cluck-ing to the Beat'.
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Why did the hen get a promotion?
She always delivered egg-stra value.
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What do you call a hen that can fly?
An egg-sky.
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Why did the hen start a blog?
To share her yolk-wisdom.
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How do hens get to work?
They take the egg-spress lane.
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What did the hen say to the rooster?
You're egg-ceptional.
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Why did the hen sunbathe?
To get a golden yolk.
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What do you call a hen that's a philosopher?
An egg-sistentialist.
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Why was the hen so good at math?
She could count her eggs before they hatched.
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How do hens write notes?
They use egg-ography.
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What's a hen's least favorite food?
Egg-fried rice — it's just too meta.
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Why did the hen go to the doctor?
She had a case of the cluckles.
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What do you call a hen that tells jokes?
A cluckster.
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Why was the hen so good at gardening?
She knew how to lay the groundwork.
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How do hens make decisions?
They egg-say the possibilities.
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What did the hen say when she saw the sunrise?
Another egg-cellent day.
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Why did the hen break up with the rooster?
He was too cocky.
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What's a hen's favorite board game?
Egg-opoly.
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Why did the hen get arrested?
She was caught in a foul act.
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How does a hen express surprise?
'Well, I'll be clucked!'
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What do you call a hen that's a chef?
An egg-spurt.
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Why did the hen refuse to share her eggs?
She was egg-stremely possessive.
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How do hens keep their feathers tidy?
They use a cluck-comb.
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What's a hen's life motto?
Lay it all on the line.