0
Why did the April Fool's day prankster become a musician?
Because he loved playing tricks on people's ears.
0
What did the calendar say to the prank on April 1st?
You're just a day late and a fool short.
0
How do you prank a mathematician on April Fool's?
Tell them that 1+1 equals 3, but only for today.
0
Why did the April Fool's joke cross the road?
To get to the other side of the prank.
0
What's an April Fool's favorite drink?
A trick-or-tea with extra deception.
0
Why do scientists love April Fool's Day?
It's the one day they can admit their lab results were a prank.
0
What do you call a ghost who plays April Fool's pranks?
A boo-boo-maker.
0
Why was the computer so good at pranks on April 1st?
It had a whole lot of cached jokes.
0
How do you prank a chef on April Fool's?
Swap the salt with sugar and say it's a recipe for fun.
0
What did the April Fool's day balloon say to the pin?
You're a real pop-culture prankster.
0
Why did the fox love April Fool's Day?
Because it could finally tell a chicken that the sky is falling.
0
What's the most common April Fool's prank at a zoo?
Putting a sign on the lion's cage that says 'Horse'.
0
Why did the banana become an April Fool's legend?
Because it always made someone slip up.
0
How do you prank a gardener on April 1st?
Tell them their prize rosebush is a fake planted by a joker.
0
What do you call an April Fool's joke that backfires?
A boomerang prank.
0
Why did the sun decide to play an April Fool's prank?
It wanted to make the earth feel like it was spinning the other way.
0
What's an April Fool's favorite game?
Hide-and-seek relief.
0
Why do socks love April Fool's Day?
They finally get to pull a disappearing act on purpose.
0
How did the April Fool's prankster fix his broken clock?
He told it to watch out for the time it gets tricked.
0
Why did the pencil get in trouble on April 1st?
It kept erasing its own prank plans.
0
What do you call a sheep that plays pranks on April Fool's?
A baa-d joker.
0
Why did the detective quit on April Fool's Day?
Too many cases were just elaborate pranks.
0
How do you prank a snail on April 1st?
Tell them the finish line moved two inches to the left.
0
What's the worst April Fool's prank for a goldfish?
A fake castle that collapses when they swim through.
0
Why did the astronaut love April Fool's Day?
He could finally say gravity had been turned off for a laugh.
0
How did the frog prank its friend on April 1st?
It pretended to have a royal hiccup.
0
What do you call an April Fool's prank on a birthday?
A fool's double delight.
0
Why did the tree hate April Fool's Day?
Because all the fake birds kept landing on its branches.
0
How do you prank a mime on April 1st?
Mime a zipper over their mouth and then say 'Gotcha!'
0
Why did the chocolate bar get angry on April Fool's?
Someone told it the wrapper was a disguise.
0
What did the ocean say to the April Fool's surfer?
I'm just pretending to be calm today.
0
Why did the robot excel at April Fool's pranks?
Because it could execute them with deadpan precision.
0
How does a cat prank its owner on April 1st?
It knocks over a vase and then meows innocently like it was planned.
0
What's an April Fool's prank that always works on a librarian?
Tell them the book they are holding is overdue.
0
Why did the scarecrow become a prankster on April 1st?
He wanted to prove birds aren't the only ones who get fooled.
0
How do you prank a comedian on April Fool's?
Laugh at their old jokes and then say 'Just kidding, those were terrible.'
0
What did the April Fool's day cake say to the candles?
You're just a fiery trick that blows out too soon.
0
Why did the snowman get tricked on April Fool's?
Someone told him it was a heatwave season pass.
0
How do bees prank each other on April 1st?
They pretend the hive's address changed to a different flower.
0
What's the hardest part about April Fool's pranks for a ninja?
Getting caught on purpose.
0
Why did the mirror dread April Fool's Day?
Because everyone would tell it it's not reflecting reality.
0
How did the teacher prank the class on April 1st?
She said the final exam was a joke – then it actually was.
0
What do you call a ghost's attempt at an April Fool's prank?
A hauntingly bad trick.
0
Why did the moon not participate in April Fool's?
It was too busy being a full-time celestial body.
0
How does a pirate prank his crew on April 1st?
He hides the treasure map and says the X marks a fake spot.
0
What's an April Fool's prank on a bee keeper?
Tell him the queen bee is talking to the press about a coup.
0
Why did the cloud get grounded on April Fool's Day?
It pretended to rain popcorn.
0
How do you prank a light bulb on April 1st?
Tell it it's been replaced by a cheaper LED.
0
Why did the detective's assistant get confused on April Fool's?
Because every clue turned out to be a setup.
0
What did the April Fool's prank say to the calendar?
You're the only one who can mark my success.