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Why did the kid put a whoopee cushion on the teacher's chair?
Because he wanted to raise her spirits!
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What do you call a fake noodle on April Fools'?
An impasta!
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Why did the child replace the sugar with salt?
To give his dad a salty surprise!
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How do you prank a clock on April Fools'?
You set it back an hour and watch it get a little behind!
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What did the rubber chicken say on April Fools'?
I’m not chicken, I’m a fowl prankster!
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Why did the kid put a fake spider in the cereal box?
To give his mom an extra crunch!
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What’s a April Fools’ prankster’s favorite dessert?
A lemon meringue pie—without the sugar!
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Why did the boy tape a sign on the fridge that said “FREE FOOD”?
Because he wanted to see his sister open it!
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How do you prank a computer on April Fools'?
You change the mouse cursor to a spinning beach ball!
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What do you get when you cross a practical joke with an octopus?
A sucker punch!
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Why did the girl hide her brother’s shoes?
Because she wanted him to have a “sole”-ful morning!
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What did the banana say to the peel on April Fools'?
“You crack me up!”
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Why did the kid put a whoopee cushion under the dog's bed?
He wanted to hear a real “ruff” joke!
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What’s the best way to prank a gardener on April Fools'?
Plant fake plastic flowers!
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Why did the boy put a sign on his back that said “Kick me”?
Because he wanted to start a foot-stomping joke!
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How do you prank a cat on April Fools'?
You tie a string to a fake mouse and pull!
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What did the joker say when his fake hand got stuck?
“I need a hand with this trick!”
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Why did the kid replace the milk with white glue?
To give his dad a “lactose-intolerant” morning!
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What’s a April Fools’ kid’s favorite game?
Hide-and-seek—but the seeker never finds you!
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Why did the child put a whoopee cushion in the piano?
To make music that really “toots”!
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How do you prank a goldfish on April Fools'?
You tell it the water is actually air!
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What did the fake coin say to the real one?
“I’m a counterfeit of yourself!”
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Why did the kid put a fake bug in the salad?
To make his sister think she’s eating a “protein” boost!
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How do you prank a bookworm on April Fools'?
You put a bookmark in the middle of their favorite story!
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What did the dad say when his son put a fake naughty note?
“You got me—that’s a good one!”
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Why did the girl put a fake spider in her brother's backpack?
Because she wanted him to have an “arachnid”-venture!
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How do you prank a mirror on April Fools'?
You stick a note on it that says “I’m behind you”!
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What do you call a prank that involves a rubber chicken and a string?
A “cluck”-bait trick!
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Why did the kid put a whoopee cushion on the car seat?
To give the driver a “gas”-tly surprise!
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What did the fake flower say to the real one?
“I’m not blooming real!”
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How do you prank a chef on April Fools'?
You swap the salt for sugar in the cake batter!
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Why did the boy print a fake parking ticket for his mom?
Because he wanted to give her a “ticket” to laughter!
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What’s a April Fools’ prankster’s least favorite drink?
A glass of milk—because it looks like white glue!
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Why did the girl put a fake mouse in the laundry basket?
To make her mom squeak with surprise!
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How do you prank a bird on April Fools'?
You put a fake worm on a string!
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What did the fake key say to the real lock?
“I don’t fit in here!”
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Why did the kid put a whoopee cushion in the couch cushions?
So every sit-down would be a stand-up routine!
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How do you prank a sleeping person on April Fools'?
You put a sign on them that says “Wake me for a joke”!
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What did the boy say when his prank backfired?
“I guess that joke fell flat as a pancake!”
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Why did the child hide a fake fart noise machine in the classroom?
To help the teacher “pass” the test with laughter!
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How do you prank a musician on April Fools'?
You replace the drumstick with a chicken leg!
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What do you call a April Fools' joke that never ends?
A pun-ishment!
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Why did the girl put a fake note on the fridge that said “No snacks”?
To see her brother’s snack-less reaction!
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How do you prank a runner on April Fools'?
You put a pair of fake sneakers by the door!
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What did the fake ice cream say to the real scoop?
“You melt, I stay!”
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Why did the kid put a whoopee cushion under the pillow?
To give sweet dreams a little “toot”!
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How do you prank a gardener on April Fools'?
You plant plastic carrots and watch them dig!
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What did the boy say after his sister laughed at his prank?
“That joke really grew on you, huh?”
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Why did the girl put a fake spider on the computer screen?
To make her brother think the web was crawling!
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How do you prank a librarian on April Fools'?
You put a book on the shelf titled “The Art of Pranking” and wait!