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Why did the duck get a promotion?
He was always quacking under pressure.
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What do you call a duck that loves magic?
A quack-trick.
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Why don't ducks tell secrets?
Because they always quack under interrogation.
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How does a duck buy lunch?
With a bill.
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What’s a duck’s favorite movie?
The Quackfather.
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Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a cow?
Quack-milk, but it’s rare.
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Why did the duck join the band?
He had perfect quack-tave range.
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What do ducks use to text?
Quack-berry phones.
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How do ducks play poker?
They fold when they see a quack.
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Why don't ducks play chess?
They can’t stop moving their quack-king.
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What’s a duck’s least favorite weather?
Duck-ling rain.
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Why was the duck late for work?
He got stuck in a quack-jam.
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How do ducks propose?
They present a quack-et.
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What do you call a duck that steals?
A quack-robber.
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Why did the duck go to school?
To improve his quack-ademic skills.
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What does a duck do when it’s angry?
It quacks up.
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Why did the duck get kicked out of the movie theater?
He kept quacking during the quiet scenes.
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What’s a duck’s favorite snack?
Quack-ers (cheese).
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How do ducks celebrate birthdays?
They have a quack-tacular party.
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Why did the duck become a detective?
He was good at quacking cases.
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What did the mother duck say to her kids?
Quack your eggs before you hatch.
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Why do ducks wear shoes?
To keep their quack-toes warm.
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What’s a duck’s favorite type of music?
Quack and roll.
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How do ducks say goodbye?
Quack you later!
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Why did the duck go to the doctor?
He had a quack-ache.
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What do you call a duck that uses a computer?
A quack-cessory.
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Why did the duck bring a ladder?
To reach the high quack-tus.
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What’s a duck’s favorite game?
Quack, duck, goose.
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How do ducks travel?
In a quack-et ship.
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Why did the duck refuse dessert?
He was already stuffed.
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What do you call a duck that loves to swim?
A quack-tician.
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Why did the duck start a business?
He wanted to make quack-ings.
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What’s a duck’s favorite day of the week?
Quack-nesday (Wednesday)!
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How do ducks keep their feathers clean?
They use quack-dry cleaning.
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Why did the duck get a ticket?
For quack-ing too fast.
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What do you call a duck that tells jokes?
A quack-ster.
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Why did the duck sit on the fence?
He was quack-ing decisions.
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How do ducks apologize?
They say 'I quack-cept my mistake.'
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What did the duck say after winning the race?
I quack-tualy trained for this!
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Why don't ducks use smartphones?
They prefer quack-and-line.
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What’s a duck’s favorite drink?
Quack-a-Cola.
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Why did the duck go to the gym?
To build up his quack-cles.
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How do ducks choose their leaders?
By quack-tion.
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What do you call a duck that eats too much?
A quack-ivorous.
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Why did the duck wear a cape?
He wanted to be a quack-hero.
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What’s a duck’s favorite bedtime story?
The Duckling and the Quack.
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How do ducks write letters?
With a quack- pen.
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Why did the duck quit his job?
He couldn’t take the quack-pressure.
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What did the duck say when he won the lottery?
Quack-ellent!