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What do you call an angry egg?
A scrambled yolk.
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because it was a chicken.
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How do you decorate an Easter egg?
With eggshell-lent colors.
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What does the Easter bunny do after a race?
Take a hare-break.
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Why was the Easter egg so sad?
It was feeling yolky.
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What kind of bunny does magic tricks?
A rab-bit of fun.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
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What is the Easter bunny's favorite music?
Hip-hop.
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How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Hare-robics.
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I'll get out in a minute.
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Why did the bunny go to the doctor?
He had hare-loss.
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What do you get from a pampered egg?
A spoiled yolk.
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Why was the Easter egg so good at baseball?
It had a good pitch.
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What does the Easter bunny use to get around?
A hare-plane.
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How do you make a bunny's day?
Give it a hoppy ending.
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What's the Easter bunny's favorite game?
Hopscotch.
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Why did the egg cross the road?
To get to the Easter basket.
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What do you call a bunny that tells jokes?
A comedi-hare.
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Why are eggs not interested in secrets?
They might crack under pressure.
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What did the Easter egg say to the basket?
You crack me up.
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How does a bunny celebrate Easter?
With a hop party.
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What do you call an egg that's been in a fight?
A scrambled egg.
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Why did the bunny dye his fur?
To match the eggs.
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What's the Easter bunny's favorite dance?
The hop-hop slide.
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Why did the egg get a ticket?
For not staying in its shell.
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What do you call a magical bunny?
A hare-pon.
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How does a bunny ask for food?
"Hare, hare!"
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What kind of tree grows Easter eggs?
A chocolate tree.
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Why was the Easter basket so full?
It had a lot of egg-spectations.
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What do you call a bunny with a cold?
A hoppy sneeze.
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Why did the egg go to school?
To get smarter, not scrambled.
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What does the Easter bunny do on his day off?
Hop around the house.
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How do you catch the Easter bunny?
With a hare net.
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Why did the bunny paint the eggs?
To give them color coats.
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What's the Easter bunny's favorite vegetable?
Hopspinach.
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Why did the egg break up with the basket?
It felt boxed in.
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What do you call a bunny that loves to travel?
A globe-trot-hare.
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How does the Easter bunny keep his fur so soft?
With hare conditioning.
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What did the egg say when it fell?
"Omelette you go."
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Why are bunnies so good at making decisions?
They always hop to the right answer.
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What do you call a bunny that's a genius?
A smarty-hare.
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Why did the Easter egg win an award?
It was egg-squisite.
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How does a bunny write a letter?
With a hare-ograph.
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What's the Easter bunny's favorite TV show?
The Hop-rah Winfrey Show.
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Why did the egg refuse to play hide and seek?
It was too egg-cited to stay still.
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What do you call a bunny with a large ego?
A big-hare.
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Why did the Easter basket get promoted?
It was egg-ceptional at holding things.
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How does a bunny greet another?
"Hare's looking at you!"
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What did the egg say to the Easter bunny?
"You're egg-stra special."
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Why did the bunny win the race?
He took a hare-voiced shortcut.