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Yo mama so fat
when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house!
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Yo mama so fat
her blood type is Nutella.
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Yo mama so fat
her belt size is 'equator'.
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Yo mama so fat
I took a picture of her last year and it's still loading.
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Yo mama so fat
when she goes to the beach, the whales sing 'God Bless America'.
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Yo mama so fat
her Social Security number is 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1.
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Yo mama so fat
when she gets on the scale, it says 'One at a time, please'.
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Yo mama so fat
the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
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Yo mama so fat
her high school yearbook photo was a fold-out.
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Yo mama so fat
when she runs, she makes the ground shake like a seizure.
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Yo mama so fat
she uses a satellite dish as a dinner plate.
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Yo mama so fat
when she steps on the scale, it says 'To be continued…'
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Yo mama so fat
she has her own zip code.
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Yo mama so fat
she tried to jump over a puddle and got stuck in Low Earth Orbit.
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Yo mama so fat
her belly button is an outie from the inside.
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Yo mama so fat
she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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Yo mama so fat
when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell 'Taxi!'
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Yo mama so fat
she can't use a cell phone because it keeps getting lost in her cleavage.
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Yo mama so fat
her favorite food is seconds.
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Yo mama so fat
she's the reason the camera was invented: to see her whole face.
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Yo mama so fat
her car needs two turn signals: left and right for each lane.
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Yo mama so fat
when she goes for a walk, she leaves ruts like a tractor.
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Yo mama so fat
she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles.
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Yo mama so fat
her shadow is a separate time zone.
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Yo mama so fat
she broke her leg and gravy came out.
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Yo mama so fat
when she wears a bunny suit, she looks like a Volkswagen with ears.
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Yo mama so fat
she has to use a boomerang to throw her own voice.
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Yo mama so fat
her picture is on the side of a Goodyear blimp.
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Yo mama so fat
when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
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Yo mama so fat
she uses a satellite for a bathroom scale.
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Yo mama so fat
she has a gravitational pull strong enough to affect tides.
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Yo mama so fat
when she goes to the zoo, the elephants throw her peanuts.
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Yo mama so fat
she can't play hide and seek because her hiding spots are time zones.
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Yo mama so fat
her nickname is 'Moose'—because she's a whole lot of animal.
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Yo mama so fat
when she sits on a chair, it becomes a loveseat.
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Yo mama so fat
her reflection in a spoon looks like a funhouse mirror.
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Yo mama so fat
she has to use two airplanes to fly: one for each side.
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Yo mama so fat
she has more rolls than a bakery.
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Yo mama so fat
when she runs, it sounds like a stampede of elephants.
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Yo mama so fat
she uses a trampoline to get out of bed.
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Yo mama so fat
her belt buckle says 'Caution: Wide Load'.
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Yo mama so fat
when she takes a bath, the water level rises like a tsunami.
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Yo mama so fat
she has to use a satellite phone because her arms are too short to reach her ears.
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Yo mama so fat
her pillow says 'Thank you for staying'.
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Yo mama so fat
she tried to use a hula hoop and it got stuck around her waist like a tractor tire.
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Yo mama so fat
when she wears a bikini, it looks like a dental floss commercial.
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Yo mama so fat
she has more chins than a Chinese dictionary.
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Yo mama so fat
she has to use a GPS just to find her own feet.
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Yo mama so fat
when she sits in a canoe, it turns into a submarine.
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Yo mama so fat
her belly button is like a grand canyon—you can see it from space.