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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who?
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
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Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who?
Bless you!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who?
You're welcome!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Alley. Alley who?
Alley cat, meow!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Annette. Annette who?
Annette I ate too much candy!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who?
Howard you doing today?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Dino. Dino who?
Dino-sore from playing all day!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who?
Justin time for lunch!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you let me in!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who?
No thanks, I prefer Google!
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Knock knock. Who's there? A herd. A herd who?
A herd you were sick, so I brought soup!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Needle. Needle who?
Needle little help opening the door?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to come out and play?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Water. Water who?
Water you doing later?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?
Lettuce celebrate with a snack!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who?
Olive you very much!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Beth. Beth who?
Beth you can't guess!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Alex. Alex who?
Alex-plain later, just open up!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Alaska. Alaska who?
Alaska you a question later!
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Knock knock. Who's there? A little girl. A little girl who?
Little girl who can't stop giggling!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Ears. Ears who?
Ears another knock joke for you!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Spoon. Spoon who?
Spoon me up some ice cream!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Ice. Ice who?
Ice to meet you!
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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who?
I am glad we're friends!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Winnie. Winnie who?
Winnie I get a hug?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Panda. Panda who?
Panda express delivery for you!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Robot. Robot who?
Robot you of your appetite?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey. Honey who?
Honey, I'm home!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Cowbell. Cowbell who?
Cowbell rings, it's time to eat!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who?
Alpaca the bags, let's go!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?
Dishes a very silly joke!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Bean. Bean who?
Bean waiting for you to open!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Who. Who who?
Is that an owl?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Howl. Howl who?
Howl are you today?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Whee. Whee who?
Whee had so much fun today!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Moo. Moo who?
Moo-ve aside, I'm coming in!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Bake. Bake who?
Bake me a cookie, please!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Yahtzee. Yahtzee who?
Yahtzee birthday to you!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Gopher. Gopher who?
Gopher broke, let me in!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Santa. Santa who?
Santa list of presents for you!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Zoom. Zoom who?
Zoom in for a hug!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Peas. Peas who?
Peas open the door!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Toodle. Toodle who?
Toodle-loo, see you later!
